about

how we met

One day, Gar noticed that Lane was extraordinarily handsome and nice. Lane, in turn, noticed that Gar was breathtakingly beautiful and nice. Gar waited and waited for Lane to ask her out, but... he didn't. Finally, she had to take matters into her own hands to weasel her way into his heart. We think that worked out pretty well.

After many failed attempts at flirting, and requests to "hang out" because she "had no homework" (what a lie), Lane finally got the hint and decided that maybe being madly in love with Gar wasn't such a bad idea. After an abundance of dates filled with long talks, yummy food, sunny boating adventures, and baking triumphs, Lane, the perfect man, proposed to Gar with the perfect ring, and she said yes. Now we're married. YAY.

penguin? puppy?

Gar became Lane's penguin because her poor communication skills meant she only knew how to express her love for him by making high-pitched sounds like Cookie the Penguin.We had to cut back on this, though, because Lane had to go somewhere, once, and his return led to her losing her voice for 2 weeks.

Lane became Gar's puppy, because she stalks puppies, so it sounded about right.

what we do

After a couple years in New York, Lane and Gar recently moved back to California and adopted a chow chow puppy named Aslan. Lane recently finished his MILR at Cornell, and is starting work. Gar's life revolves around Lane and Aslan, not necessarily in that order.

we appreciate that aslan leaves his
bottom out for us to admire when
he sleeps under our bed

Lane's hobbies include playing his many electric guitars, making amazing smoothies, and trying to keep Gar from smothering him and Aslan.

Gar's hobbies include buying supplies for new hobbies which she'll never actually take up, harassing puppies and their owners, and obsessing over Lane and Aslan.

Aslan's hobbies include sleeping, eating, pottying, playing fetch, begging for treats, and doing the exact opposite of what Lane and Gar ask him to do.